i fuck pencil shavings

asymetrical eyebrows, short legs and no friends

im a stressed out college student with a superiority complex and narcissistic tendencies love me

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when you yell “puppy!” at a lil dog and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old dog and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little dog thank you for noticing! !”

Oct 21 2014


you know rocks are free …right? you can go outside and take rocks for free, as many as you can handle. the people know about this right??? free rocks outside just laying there??? ok just making sure….

Oct 21 2014


fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

Oct 21 2014


when u do something and u laugh about it at first but then start to regret it later


Oct 21 2014


just little teenage things: teaching yourself the content because your teachers don’t teach

Oct 21 2014